Elections

Scottish Parliament elections will be held on May 5th. The race in the Western Isles is comical.

• One party’s candidate has been emasculated as that party wants to end RET.
• One party’s candidate has been emasculated as that party is heading for oblivion on a national level
• One party’s candidate has been emasculated as that party is at loggerheads with its candidate’s pledges
• One party’s candidate wants to be canvassed by the voters.
• One party’s candidate serves as a vote divider between the two main parties in contention

I leave it to you, my esteemed readers, to work out which is which.